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The Scorpion and the Toad

Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.

Episodes
Robin Daggers - P.S I Love You Music Video
: Robin Daggers - P.S I Love You Music Video
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: Robin Daggers - P.S I Love You Music Video
Marshall’s Music Video - Best Night Ever
: Marshall’s Music Video - Best Night Ever
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: Marshall’s Music Video - Best Night Ever
The Beaver Song
: The Beaver Song
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: The Beaver Song
A Night With Your Mother Panel Discussion
: A Night With Your Mother Panel Discussion
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: A Night With Your Mother Panel Discussion
Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit
: Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit
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: Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit
Barney Stinson's Video Resume
: Barney Stinson's Video Resume
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: Barney Stinson's Video Resume
Lily and Marshall's Honeymoon Videos
: Lily and Marshall's Honeymoon Videos
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: Lily and Marshall's Honeymoon Videos
Marshall's Music Video - You Just Got Slapped
: Marshall's Music Video - You Just Got Slapped
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: Marshall's Music Video - You Just Got Slapped
Robin Sparkles Music Video - Sandcastles In the Sand
: Robin Sparkles Music Video - Sandcastles In the Sand
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: Robin Sparkles Music Video - Sandcastles In the Sand
Robin Sparkles Music Video - Let's Go to the Mall
: Robin Sparkles Music Video - Let's Go to the Mall
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: Robin Sparkles Music Video - Let's Go to the Mall
Come On
: Come On
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: Come On
Milk
: Milk
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: Milk
Best Prom Ever
: Best Prom Ever
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: Best Prom Ever
Mary the Paralegal
: Mary the Paralegal
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: Mary the Paralegal
Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
: Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
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: Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
Life Among the Gorillas
: Life Among the Gorillas
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: Life Among the Gorillas
Cupcake
: Cupcake
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: Cupcake
Game Night
: Game Night
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: Game Night
Zip, Zip, Zip
: Zip, Zip, Zip
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: Zip, Zip, Zip
Drumroll, Please
: Drumroll, Please
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: Drumroll, Please
The Wedding
: The Wedding
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: The Wedding
The Limo
: The Limo
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: The Limo
The Pineapple Incident
: The Pineapple Incident
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: The Pineapple Incident
Belly Full of Turkey
: Belly Full of Turkey
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: Belly Full of Turkey
The Duel
: The Duel
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: The Duel
Matchmaker
: Matchmaker
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: Matchmaker
The Slutty Pumpkin
: The Slutty Pumpkin
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: The Slutty Pumpkin
Okay Awesome
: Okay Awesome
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: Okay Awesome
Return of the Shirt
: Return of the Shirt
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: Return of the Shirt
Sweet Taste of Liberty
: Sweet Taste of Liberty
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: Sweet Taste of Liberty
Purple Giraffe
: Purple Giraffe
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: Purple Giraffe
Pilot
: Pilot
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: Pilot
Something Blue
: Something Blue
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: Something Blue
Something Borrowed
: Something Borrowed
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: Something Borrowed
Showdown
: Showdown
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: Showdown
Bachelor Party
: Bachelor Party
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: Bachelor Party
Moving Day
: Moving Day
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: Moving Day
Arrivederci, Fiero
: Arrivederci, Fiero
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: Arrivederci, Fiero
Stuff
: Stuff
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: Stuff
Lucky Penny
: Lucky Penny
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: Lucky Penny
Monday Night Football
: Monday Night Football
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: Monday Night Football
Columns
: Columns
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: Columns
First Time in New York
: First Time in New York
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: First Time in New York
How Lily Stole Christmas
: How Lily Stole Christmas
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: How Lily Stole Christmas
Single Stamina
: Single Stamina
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: Single Stamina
Slap Bet
: Slap Bet
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: Slap Bet
Atlantic City
: Atlantic City
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: Atlantic City
Swarley
: Swarley
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: Swarley
Aldrin Justice
: Aldrin Justice
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: Aldrin Justice
World's Greatest Couple
: World's Greatest Couple
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: World's Greatest Couple
Ted Mosby, Architect
: Ted Mosby, Architect
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: Ted Mosby, Architect
Brunch
: Brunch
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: Brunch
The Scorpion and the Toad
: The Scorpion and the Toad
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: The Scorpion and the Toad
Where Were We?
: Where Were We?
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: Where Were We?
Miracles
: Miracles
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: Miracles
Everything Must Go
: Everything Must Go
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: Everything Must Go
Rebound Bro
: Rebound Bro
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: Rebound Bro
The Goat
: The Goat
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: The Goat
Sandcastles in the Sand
: Sandcastles in the Sand
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: Sandcastles in the Sand
The Chain of Screaming
: The Chain of Screaming
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: The Chain of Screaming
The Bracket
: The Bracket
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: The Bracket
Ten Sessions
: Ten Sessions
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: Ten Sessions
No Tomorrow
: No Tomorrow
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: No Tomorrow
The Platinum Rule
: The Platinum Rule
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: The Platinum Rule
The Yips
: The Yips
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: The Yips
Slapsgiving
: Slapsgiving
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: Slapsgiving
Spoiler Alert
: Spoiler Alert
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: Spoiler Alert
Dowisetrepla
: Dowisetrepla
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: Dowisetrepla
I'm Not That Guy
: I'm Not That Guy
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: I'm Not That Guy
How I Met Everyone Else
: How I Met Everyone Else
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: How I Met Everyone Else
Little Boys
: Little Boys
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: Little Boys
Third Wheel
: Third Wheel
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: Third Wheel
We're Not from Here
: We're Not from Here
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: We're Not from Here
Wait For It
: Wait For It
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: Wait For It
The Leap
: The Leap
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: The Leap
As Fast as She Can
: As Fast as She Can
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: As Fast as She Can
Right Place, Right Time
: Right Place, Right Time
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: Right Place, Right Time
The Three Days Rule
: The Three Days Rule
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: The Three Days Rule
Mosbius Designs
: Mosbius Designs
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: Mosbius Designs
Murtaugh
: Murtaugh
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: Murtaugh
Old King Clancy
: Old King Clancy
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: Old King Clancy
The Front Porch
: The Front Porch
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: The Front Porch
Sorry, Bro
: Sorry, Bro
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: Sorry, Bro
The Stinsons
: The Stinsons
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: The Stinsons
The Possimpible
: The Possimpible
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: The Possimpible
Three Days of Snow
: Three Days of Snow
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: Three Days of Snow
Benefits
: Benefits
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: Benefits
Little Minnesota
: Little Minnesota
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: Little Minnesota
The Fight
: The Fight
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: The Fight
The Naked Man
: The Naked Man
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: The Naked Man
Woooo!
: Woooo!
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: Woooo!
Not a Father's Day
: Not a Father's Day
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: Not a Father's Day
Happily Ever After
: Happily Ever After
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: Happily Ever After
Shelter Island
: Shelter Island
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: Shelter Island
Intervention
: Intervention
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: Intervention
I Heart NJ
: I Heart NJ
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: I Heart NJ
The Best Burger in New York
: The Best Burger in New York
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: The Best Burger in New York
Do I Know You?
: Do I Know You?
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: Do I Know You?
Doppelgangers
: Doppelgangers
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: Doppelgangers
The Wedding Bride
: The Wedding Bride
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: The Wedding Bride
Robots vs. Wrestlers
: Robots vs. Wrestlers
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: Robots vs. Wrestlers
Twin Beds
: Twin Beds
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: Twin Beds
Home Wreckers
: Home Wreckers
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: Home Wreckers
Zoo or False
: Zoo or False
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: Zoo or False
Say Cheese
: Say Cheese
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: Say Cheese
Of Course
: Of Course
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: Of Course
Hooked
: Hooked
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: Hooked
Rabbit or Duck
: Rabbit or Duck
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: Rabbit or Duck
Perfect Week
: Perfect Week
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: Perfect Week
Jenkins
: Jenkins
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: Jenkins
Girls vs. Suits
: Girls vs. Suits
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: Girls vs. Suits
Last Cigarette Ever
: Last Cigarette Ever
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: Last Cigarette Ever
The Window
: The Window
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: The Window
Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
: Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
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: Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
The Playbook
: The Playbook
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: The Playbook
The Rough Patch
: The Rough Patch
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: The Rough Patch
Bagpipes
: Bagpipes
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: Bagpipes
Duel Citizenship
: Duel Citizenship
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: Duel Citizenship
The Sexless Innkeeper
: The Sexless Innkeeper
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: The Sexless Innkeeper
Robin 101
: Robin 101
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: Robin 101
Double Date
: Double Date
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: Double Date
Definitions
: Definitions
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: Definitions
Challenge Accepted
: Challenge Accepted
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: Challenge Accepted
Landmarks
: Landmarks
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: Landmarks
The Perfect Cocktail
: The Perfect Cocktail
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: The Perfect Cocktail
Hopeless
: Hopeless
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: Hopeless
The Exploding Meatball Sub
: The Exploding Meatball Sub
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: The Exploding Meatball Sub
Legendaddy
: Legendaddy
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: Legendaddy
A Change of Heart
: A Change of Heart
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: A Change of Heart
Garbage Island
: Garbage Island
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: Garbage Island
Desperation Day
: Desperation Day
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: Desperation Day
Oh Honey
: Oh Honey
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: Oh Honey
Last Words
: Last Words
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: Last Words
Bad News
: Bad News
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: Bad News
False Positive
: False Positive
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: False Positive
The Mermaid Theory
: The Mermaid Theory
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: The Mermaid Theory
Blitzgiving
: Blitzgiving
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: Blitzgiving
Glitter
: Glitter
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: Glitter
Natural History
: Natural History
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: Natural History
Canning Randy
: Canning Randy
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: Canning Randy
Baby Talk
: Baby Talk
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: Baby Talk
Architect of Destruction
: Architect of Destruction
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: Architect of Destruction
Subway Wars
: Subway Wars
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: Subway Wars
Unfinished
: Unfinished
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: Unfinished
Cleaning House
: Cleaning House
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: Cleaning House
Big Days
: Big Days
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: Big Days
The Magician's Code (2)
: The Magician's Code (2)
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: The Magician's Code (2)
The Magician's Code (1)
: The Magician's Code (1)
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: The Magician's Code (1)
Good Crazy
: Good Crazy
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: Good Crazy
Now We're Even
: Now We're Even
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: Now We're Even
Trilogy Time
: Trilogy Time
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: Trilogy Time
The Broath
: The Broath
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: The Broath
Karma
: Karma
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: Karma
No Pressure
: No Pressure
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: No Pressure
The Drunk Train
: The Drunk Train
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: The Drunk Train
The Burning Beekeeper
: The Burning Beekeeper
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: The Burning Beekeeper
46 Minutes
: 46 Minutes
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: 46 Minutes
Tailgate
: Tailgate
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: Tailgate
Symphony of Illumination
: Symphony of Illumination
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: Symphony of Illumination
The Rebound Girl
: The Rebound Girl
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: The Rebound Girl
Tick Tick Tick
: Tick Tick Tick
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: Tick Tick Tick
Disaster Averted
: Disaster Averted
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: Disaster Averted
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
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: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Noretta
: Noretta
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: Noretta
Mystery vs. History
: Mystery vs. History
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: Mystery vs. History
Field Trip
: Field Trip
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: Field Trip
The Stinson Missile Crisis
: The Stinson Missile Crisis
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: The Stinson Missile Crisis
Ducky Tie
: Ducky Tie
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: Ducky Tie
The Naked Truth
: The Naked Truth
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: The Naked Truth
The Best Man
: The Best Man
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: The Best Man
Something New
: Something New
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: Something New
Something Old
: Something Old
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: Something Old
The Bro Mitzvah
: The Bro Mitzvah
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: The Bro Mitzvah
Romeward Bound
: Romeward Bound
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: Romeward Bound
The Time Travelers
: The Time Travelers
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: The Time Travelers
The Fortress
: The Fortress
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: The Fortress
Weekend at Barney's
: Weekend at Barney's
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: Weekend at Barney's
The Ashtray
: The Ashtray
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: The Ashtray
Bad Crazy
: Bad Crazy
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: Bad Crazy
P.S. I Love You
: P.S. I Love You
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: P.S. I Love You
Ring Up!
: Ring Up!
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: Ring Up!
Band or DJ?
: Band or DJ?
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: Band or DJ?
The Final Page (2)
: The Final Page (2)
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: The Final Page (2)
The Final Page (1)
: The Final Page (1)
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: The Final Page (1)
The Over-Correction
: The Over-Correction
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: The Over-Correction
Lobster Crawl
: Lobster Crawl
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: Lobster Crawl
Twelve Horny Women
: Twelve Horny Women
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: Twelve Horny Women
The Stamp Tramp
: The Stamp Tramp
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: The Stamp Tramp
Splitsville
: Splitsville
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: Splitsville
The Autumn of Break-Ups
: The Autumn of Break-Ups
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: The Autumn of Break-Ups
Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
: Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
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: Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
Nannies
: Nannies
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: Nannies
The Pre-Nup
: The Pre-Nup
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: The Pre-Nup
Farhampton
: Farhampton
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: Farhampton
Last Forever (2)
: Last Forever (2)
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: Last Forever (2)
Last Forever (1)
: Last Forever (1)
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: Last Forever (1)
The End of the Aisle
: The End of the Aisle
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: The End of the Aisle
Gary Blauman
: Gary Blauman
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: Gary Blauman
Daisy
: Daisy
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: Daisy
Vesuvius
: Vesuvius
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: Vesuvius
Rally
: Rally
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: Rally
Sunrise
: Sunrise
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: Sunrise
How Your Mother Met Me
: How Your Mother Met Me
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: How Your Mother Met Me
Unpause
: Unpause
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: Unpause
Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
: Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
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: Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
Bass Player Wanted
: Bass Player Wanted
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: Bass Player Wanted
The Rehearsal Dinner
: The Rehearsal Dinner
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: The Rehearsal Dinner
Bedtime Stories
: Bedtime Stories
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: Bedtime Stories
Mom and Dad
: Mom and Dad
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: Mom and Dad
Platonish
: Platonish
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: Platonish
The Lighthouse
: The Lighthouse
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: The Lighthouse
No Questions Asked
: No Questions Asked
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: No Questions Asked
Knight Vision
: Knight Vision
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: Knight Vision
The Poker Game
: The Poker Game
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: The Poker Game
The Broken Code
: The Broken Code
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: The Broken Code
Last Time in New York
: Last Time in New York
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: Last Time in New York
Coming Back
: Coming Back
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: Coming Back
The Locket
: The Locket
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: The Locket
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