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Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

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A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
: A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
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: A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
: The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
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: The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
: Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
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: Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
: Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
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: Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
: Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
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: Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
: The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
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: The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
: Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
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: Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
Charlie's EX Reunion
: Charlie's EX Reunion
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: Charlie's EX Reunion
The Women of Two and a Half Men
: The Women of Two and a Half Men
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: The Women of Two and a Half Men
Growing up Harper
: Growing up Harper
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: Growing up Harper
CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
: CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
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: CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
: Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
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: Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
"Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
: "Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
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: "Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
: The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
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: The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
: Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
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: Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
: Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
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: Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
Bloopers Season 12
: Bloopers Season 12
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: Bloopers Season 12
Bloopers Season 11
: Bloopers Season 11
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: Bloopers Season 11
Bloopers Season 10
: Bloopers Season 10
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: Bloopers Season 10
Bloopers Season 09
: Bloopers Season 09
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: Bloopers Season 09
Bloopers Season 08
: Bloopers Season 08
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: Bloopers Season 08
Bloopers Season 07
: Bloopers Season 07
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: Bloopers Season 07
Bloopers Season 06
: Bloopers Season 06
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: Bloopers Season 06
Bloopers Season 05
: Bloopers Season 05
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: Bloopers Season 05
Bloopers Season 04
: Bloopers Season 04
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: Bloopers Season 04
Bloopers Season 03
: Bloopers Season 03
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: Bloopers Season 03
Bloopers Season 02
: Bloopers Season 02
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: Bloopers Season 02
Bloopers Season 01
: Bloopers Season 01
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: Bloopers Season 01
Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
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: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
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: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
Marin Hinkle
: Marin Hinkle
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: Marin Hinkle
Mama's Boys
: Mama's Boys
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: Mama's Boys
Jon's Advice to Charlie
: Jon's Advice to Charlie
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: Jon's Advice to Charlie
Jennifer Taylor
: Jennifer Taylor
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: Jennifer Taylor
Getting Charlie Sheen
: Getting Charlie Sheen
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: Getting Charlie Sheen
Finding Angus
: Finding Angus
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: Finding Angus
Behind the Scenes
: Behind the Scenes
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: Behind the Scenes
Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
: Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
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: Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
: Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
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: Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
Jake's A Regular Kid
: Jake's A Regular Kid
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: Jake's A Regular Kid
Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
: Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
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: Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
Can You Feel My Finger?
: Can You Feel My Finger?
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: Can You Feel My Finger?
Just Like Buffalo
: Just Like Buffalo
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: Just Like Buffalo
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
No Sniffing, No Wowing
: No Sniffing, No Wowing
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: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
An Old Flame with a New Wick
: An Old Flame with a New Wick
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: An Old Flame with a New Wick
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
That Was Saliva, Alan
: That Was Saliva, Alan
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: That Was Saliva, Alan
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
I Can't Afford Hyenas
: I Can't Afford Hyenas
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: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Sarah Like Puny Alan
: Sarah Like Puny Alan
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: Sarah Like Puny Alan
Camel Filters and Pheromones
: Camel Filters and Pheromones
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: Camel Filters and Pheromones
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Merry Thanksgiving
: Merry Thanksgiving
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: Merry Thanksgiving
Phase One, Complete
: Phase One, Complete
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: Phase One, Complete
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
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: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
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: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Big Flappy Bastards
: Big Flappy Bastards
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: Big Flappy Bastards
Pilot
: Pilot
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: Pilot
Does This Smell Funny to You?
: Does This Smell Funny to You?
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: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
It Was Mame, Mom
: It Was Mame, Mom
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: It Was Mame, Mom
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
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: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Smell the Umbrella Stand
: Smell the Umbrella Stand
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: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
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: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
A Lungful of Alan
: A Lungful of Alan
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: A Lungful of Alan
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
The Salmon Under My Sweater
: The Salmon Under My Sweater
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: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Yes, Monsignor
: Yes, Monsignor
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: Yes, Monsignor
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Bad News from the Clinic?
: Bad News from the Clinic?
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: Bad News from the Clinic?
Go Get Mommy's Bra
: Go Get Mommy's Bra
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: Go Get Mommy's Bra
A Bag Full of Jawea
: A Bag Full of Jawea
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: A Bag Full of Jawea
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Back Off, Mary Poppins
: Back Off, Mary Poppins
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: Back Off, Mary Poppins
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Arguments for the Quickie
: Arguments for the Quickie
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: Arguments for the Quickie
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
And the Plot Moistens
: And the Plot Moistens
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: And the Plot Moistens
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
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: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Ergo, the Booty Call
: Ergo, the Booty Call
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: Ergo, the Booty Call
My Tongue is Meat
: My Tongue is Meat
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: My Tongue is Meat
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
That Special Tug
: That Special Tug
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: That Special Tug
Santa's Village of the Damned
: Santa's Village of the Damned
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: Santa's Village of the Damned
Something Salted and Twisted
: Something Salted and Twisted
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: Something Salted and Twisted
Madame and Her Special Friend
: Madame and Her Special Friend
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: Madame and Her Special Friend
That Voodoo That I Do Do
: That Voodoo That I Do Do
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: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Hi, Mr. Horned One
: Hi, Mr. Horned One
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: Hi, Mr. Horned One
We Called It Mr. Pinky
: We Called It Mr. Pinky
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: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Prostitutes and Gelato
: Prostitutes and Gelato
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: Prostitutes and Gelato
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
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: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Smooth as a Ken Doll
: Smooth as a Ken Doll
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: Smooth as a Ken Doll
It Never Rains in Hooterville
: It Never Rains in Hooterville
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: It Never Rains in Hooterville
I Merely Slept with a Commie
: I Merely Slept with a Commie
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: I Merely Slept with a Commie
Young People Have Phlegm Too
: Young People Have Phlegm Too
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: Young People Have Phlegm Too
My Damn Stalker
: My Damn Stalker
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: My Damn Stalker
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Castrating Sheep in Montana
: Castrating Sheep in Montana
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: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Walnuts and Demerol
: Walnuts and Demerol
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: Walnuts and Demerol
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
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: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Release the Dogs
: Release the Dogs
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: Release the Dogs
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Apologies for the Frivolity
: Apologies for the Frivolity
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: Apologies for the Frivolity
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
A Pot Smoking Monkey
: A Pot Smoking Monkey
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: A Pot Smoking Monkey
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
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: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Who's Vod Kanockers?
: Who's Vod Kanockers?
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: Who's Vod Kanockers?
Working for Caligula
: Working for Caligula
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: Working for Caligula
Waiting for the Right Snapper
: Waiting for the Right Snapper
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: Waiting for the Right Snapper
If My Hole Could Talk
: If My Hole Could Talk
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: If My Hole Could Talk
Fish in a Drawer
: Fish in a Drawer
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: Fish in a Drawer
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Rough Night in Hump Junction
: Rough Night in Hump Junction
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: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Winky-Dink Time
: Winky-Dink Time
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: Winky-Dink Time
The Soil Is Moist
: The Soil Is Moist
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: The Soil Is Moist
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Meander to Your Dander
: Meander to Your Dander
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: Meander to Your Dander
Kinda Like Necrophilia
: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
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: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
City of Great Racks
: City of Great Racks
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: City of Great Racks
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Media Room Slash Dungeon
: Media Room Slash Dungeon
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: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
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: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Above Exalted Cyclops
: Above Exalted Cyclops
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: Above Exalted Cyclops
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
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: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
The Two Finger Rule
: The Two Finger Rule
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: The Two Finger Rule
My Son's Enormous Head
: My Son's Enormous Head
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: My Son's Enormous Head
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
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: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
I Think You Offended Don
: I Think You Offended Don
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: I Think You Offended Don
Thank God for Scoliosis
: Thank God for Scoliosis
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: Thank God for Scoliosis
The Devil's Lube
: The Devil's Lube
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: The Devil's Lube
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
The Mooch at the Boo
: The Mooch at the Boo
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: The Mooch at the Boo
Pinocchio's Mouth
: Pinocchio's Mouth
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: Pinocchio's Mouth
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
It's Always Nazi Week
: It's Always Nazi Week
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: It's Always Nazi Week
A Jock Strap in Hell
: A Jock Strap in Hell
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: A Jock Strap in Hell
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Pie Hole, Herb
: Pie Hole, Herb
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: Pie Hole, Herb
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
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: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
This Is Not Gonna End Well
: This Is Not Gonna End Well
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: This Is Not Gonna End Well
Gumby with a Pokey
: Gumby with a Pokey
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: Gumby with a Pokey
I Called Him Magoo
: I Called Him Magoo
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: I Called Him Magoo
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
I Found Your Moustache
: I Found Your Moustache
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: I Found Your Moustache
Tinkle Like a Princess
: Tinkle Like a Princess
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: Tinkle Like a Princess
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
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: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
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: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Yay, No Polyps!
: Yay, No Polyps!
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: Yay, No Polyps!
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Warning, It's Dirty
: Warning, It's Dirty
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: Warning, It's Dirty
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Untainted by Filth
: Untainted by Filth
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: Untainted by Filth
Give Me Your Thumb
: Give Me Your Thumb
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: Give Me Your Thumb
For the Sake of the Child
: For the Sake of the Child
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: For the Sake of the Child
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
818-jklpuzo
: 818-jklpuzo
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: 818-jklpuzo
That Darn Priest
: That Darn Priest
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: That Darn Priest
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
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: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dead from the Waist Down
: Dead from the Waist Down
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: Dead from the Waist Down
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
A Good Time in Central Africa
: A Good Time in Central Africa
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: A Good Time in Central Africa
Springtime on a Stick
: Springtime on a Stick
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: Springtime on a Stick
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
The Straw in My Donut Hole
: The Straw in My Donut Hole
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: The Straw in My Donut Hole
Why We Gave Up Women
: Why We Gave Up Women
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: Why We Gave Up Women
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Grandma's Pie
: Grandma's Pie
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: Grandma's Pie
Palmdale, Ech
: Palmdale, Ech
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: Palmdale, Ech
The War Against Gingivitis
: The War Against Gingivitis
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: The War Against Gingivitis
Not in My Mouth!
: Not in My Mouth!
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: Not in My Mouth!
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
A Possum on Chemo
: A Possum on Chemo
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: A Possum on Chemo
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Grab a Feather and Get in Line
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Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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