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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

Episodes
A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
: A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
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: A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men
The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
: The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
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: The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
: Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
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: Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
: Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
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: Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
: Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
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: Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
: The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
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: The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
: Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
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: Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
Charlie's EX Reunion
: Charlie's EX Reunion
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: Charlie's EX Reunion
The Women of Two and a Half Men
: The Women of Two and a Half Men
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: The Women of Two and a Half Men
Growing up Harper
: Growing up Harper
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: Growing up Harper
CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
: CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
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: CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
: Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
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: Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
"Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
: "Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
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: "Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
: The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
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: The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
: Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
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: Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
: Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
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: Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
Bloopers Season 12
: Bloopers Season 12
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: Bloopers Season 12
Bloopers Season 11
: Bloopers Season 11
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: Bloopers Season 11
Bloopers Season 10
: Bloopers Season 10
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: Bloopers Season 10
Bloopers Season 09
: Bloopers Season 09
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: Bloopers Season 09
Bloopers Season 08
: Bloopers Season 08
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: Bloopers Season 08
Bloopers Season 07
: Bloopers Season 07
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: Bloopers Season 07
Bloopers Season 06
: Bloopers Season 06
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: Bloopers Season 06
Bloopers Season 05
: Bloopers Season 05
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: Bloopers Season 05
Bloopers Season 04
: Bloopers Season 04
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: Bloopers Season 04
Bloopers Season 03
: Bloopers Season 03
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: Bloopers Season 03
Bloopers Season 02
: Bloopers Season 02
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: Bloopers Season 02
Bloopers Season 01
: Bloopers Season 01
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: Bloopers Season 01
Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
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: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
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: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
Marin Hinkle
: Marin Hinkle
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: Marin Hinkle
Mama's Boys
: Mama's Boys
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: Mama's Boys
Jon's Advice to Charlie
: Jon's Advice to Charlie
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: Jon's Advice to Charlie
Jennifer Taylor
: Jennifer Taylor
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: Jennifer Taylor
Getting Charlie Sheen
: Getting Charlie Sheen
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: Getting Charlie Sheen
Finding Angus
: Finding Angus
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: Finding Angus
Behind the Scenes
: Behind the Scenes
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: Behind the Scenes
Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
: Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
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: Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
: Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
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: Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
Jake's A Regular Kid
: Jake's A Regular Kid
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: Jake's A Regular Kid
Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
: Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
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: Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
Can You Feel My Finger?
: Can You Feel My Finger?
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: Can You Feel My Finger?
Just Like Buffalo
: Just Like Buffalo
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: Just Like Buffalo
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
No Sniffing, No Wowing
: No Sniffing, No Wowing
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: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
An Old Flame with a New Wick
: An Old Flame with a New Wick
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: An Old Flame with a New Wick
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
That Was Saliva, Alan
: That Was Saliva, Alan
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: That Was Saliva, Alan
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
I Can't Afford Hyenas
: I Can't Afford Hyenas
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: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Sarah Like Puny Alan
: Sarah Like Puny Alan
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: Sarah Like Puny Alan
Camel Filters and Pheromones
: Camel Filters and Pheromones
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: Camel Filters and Pheromones
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Merry Thanksgiving
: Merry Thanksgiving
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: Merry Thanksgiving
Phase One, Complete
: Phase One, Complete
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: Phase One, Complete
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
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: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
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: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Big Flappy Bastards
: Big Flappy Bastards
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: Big Flappy Bastards
Pilot
: Pilot
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: Pilot
Does This Smell Funny to You?
: Does This Smell Funny to You?
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: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
It Was Mame, Mom
: It Was Mame, Mom
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: It Was Mame, Mom
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
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: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Smell the Umbrella Stand
: Smell the Umbrella Stand
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: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
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: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
A Lungful of Alan
: A Lungful of Alan
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: A Lungful of Alan
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
The Salmon Under My Sweater
: The Salmon Under My Sweater
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: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Yes, Monsignor
: Yes, Monsignor
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: Yes, Monsignor
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Bad News from the Clinic?
: Bad News from the Clinic?
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: Bad News from the Clinic?
Go Get Mommy's Bra
: Go Get Mommy's Bra
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: Go Get Mommy's Bra
A Bag Full of Jawea
: A Bag Full of Jawea
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: A Bag Full of Jawea
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Back Off, Mary Poppins
: Back Off, Mary Poppins
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: Back Off, Mary Poppins
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Arguments for the Quickie
: Arguments for the Quickie
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: Arguments for the Quickie
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
And the Plot Moistens
: And the Plot Moistens
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: And the Plot Moistens
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
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: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Ergo, the Booty Call
: Ergo, the Booty Call
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: Ergo, the Booty Call
My Tongue is Meat
: My Tongue is Meat
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: My Tongue is Meat
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
That Special Tug
: That Special Tug
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: That Special Tug
Santa's Village of the Damned
: Santa's Village of the Damned
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: Santa's Village of the Damned
Something Salted and Twisted
: Something Salted and Twisted
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: Something Salted and Twisted
Madame and Her Special Friend
: Madame and Her Special Friend
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: Madame and Her Special Friend
That Voodoo That I Do Do
: That Voodoo That I Do Do
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: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Hi, Mr. Horned One
: Hi, Mr. Horned One
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: Hi, Mr. Horned One
We Called It Mr. Pinky
: We Called It Mr. Pinky
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: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Prostitutes and Gelato
: Prostitutes and Gelato
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: Prostitutes and Gelato
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
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: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Smooth as a Ken Doll
: Smooth as a Ken Doll
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: Smooth as a Ken Doll
It Never Rains in Hooterville
: It Never Rains in Hooterville
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: It Never Rains in Hooterville
I Merely Slept with a Commie
: I Merely Slept with a Commie
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: I Merely Slept with a Commie
Young People Have Phlegm Too
: Young People Have Phlegm Too
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: Young People Have Phlegm Too
My Damn Stalker
: My Damn Stalker
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: My Damn Stalker
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Castrating Sheep in Montana
: Castrating Sheep in Montana
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: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Walnuts and Demerol
: Walnuts and Demerol
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: Walnuts and Demerol
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
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: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Release the Dogs
: Release the Dogs
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: Release the Dogs
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Apologies for the Frivolity
: Apologies for the Frivolity
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: Apologies for the Frivolity
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
A Pot Smoking Monkey
: A Pot Smoking Monkey
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: A Pot Smoking Monkey
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
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: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Who's Vod Kanockers?
: Who's Vod Kanockers?
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: Who's Vod Kanockers?
Working for Caligula
: Working for Caligula
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: Working for Caligula
Waiting for the Right Snapper
: Waiting for the Right Snapper
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: Waiting for the Right Snapper
If My Hole Could Talk
: If My Hole Could Talk
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: If My Hole Could Talk
Fish in a Drawer
: Fish in a Drawer
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: Fish in a Drawer
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Rough Night in Hump Junction
: Rough Night in Hump Junction
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: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Winky-Dink Time
: Winky-Dink Time
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: Winky-Dink Time
The Soil Is Moist
: The Soil Is Moist
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: The Soil Is Moist
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Meander to Your Dander
: Meander to Your Dander
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: Meander to Your Dander
Kinda Like Necrophilia
: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
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: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
City of Great Racks
: City of Great Racks
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: City of Great Racks
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Media Room Slash Dungeon
: Media Room Slash Dungeon
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: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
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: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Above Exalted Cyclops
: Above Exalted Cyclops
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: Above Exalted Cyclops
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
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: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
The Two Finger Rule
: The Two Finger Rule
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: The Two Finger Rule
My Son's Enormous Head
: My Son's Enormous Head
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: My Son's Enormous Head
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
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: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
I Think You Offended Don
: I Think You Offended Don
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: I Think You Offended Don
Thank God for Scoliosis
: Thank God for Scoliosis
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: Thank God for Scoliosis
The Devil's Lube
: The Devil's Lube
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: The Devil's Lube
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
The Mooch at the Boo
: The Mooch at the Boo
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: The Mooch at the Boo
Pinocchio's Mouth
: Pinocchio's Mouth
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: Pinocchio's Mouth
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
It's Always Nazi Week
: It's Always Nazi Week
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: It's Always Nazi Week
A Jock Strap in Hell
: A Jock Strap in Hell
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: A Jock Strap in Hell
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Pie Hole, Herb
: Pie Hole, Herb
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: Pie Hole, Herb
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
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: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
This Is Not Gonna End Well
: This Is Not Gonna End Well
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: This Is Not Gonna End Well
Gumby with a Pokey
: Gumby with a Pokey
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: Gumby with a Pokey
I Called Him Magoo
: I Called Him Magoo
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: I Called Him Magoo
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
I Found Your Moustache
: I Found Your Moustache
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: I Found Your Moustache
Tinkle Like a Princess
: Tinkle Like a Princess
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: Tinkle Like a Princess
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
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: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
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: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Yay, No Polyps!
: Yay, No Polyps!
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: Yay, No Polyps!
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Warning, It's Dirty
: Warning, It's Dirty
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: Warning, It's Dirty
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Untainted by Filth
: Untainted by Filth
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: Untainted by Filth
Give Me Your Thumb
: Give Me Your Thumb
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: Give Me Your Thumb
For the Sake of the Child
: For the Sake of the Child
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: For the Sake of the Child
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
818-jklpuzo
: 818-jklpuzo
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: 818-jklpuzo
That Darn Priest
: That Darn Priest
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: That Darn Priest
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
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: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dead from the Waist Down
: Dead from the Waist Down
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: Dead from the Waist Down
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
A Good Time in Central Africa
: A Good Time in Central Africa
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: A Good Time in Central Africa
Springtime on a Stick
: Springtime on a Stick
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: Springtime on a Stick
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
The Straw in My Donut Hole
: The Straw in My Donut Hole
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: The Straw in My Donut Hole
Why We Gave Up Women
: Why We Gave Up Women
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: Why We Gave Up Women
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Grandma's Pie
: Grandma's Pie
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: Grandma's Pie
Palmdale, Ech
: Palmdale, Ech
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: Palmdale, Ech
The War Against Gingivitis
: The War Against Gingivitis
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: The War Against Gingivitis
Not in My Mouth!
: Not in My Mouth!
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: Not in My Mouth!
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
A Possum on Chemo
: A Possum on Chemo
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: A Possum on Chemo
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
What a Lovely Landing Strip
: What a Lovely Landing Strip
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: What a Lovely Landing Strip
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Frodo's Headshots
: Frodo's Headshots
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: Frodo's Headshots
Thank You for the Intercourse
: Thank You for the Intercourse
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: Thank You for the Intercourse
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
The Squat and the Hover
: The Squat and the Hover
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: The Squat and the Hover
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
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: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Nine Magic Fingers
: Nine Magic Fingers
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: Nine Magic Fingers
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
People Who Love Peepholes
: People Who Love Peepholes
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: People Who Love Peepholes
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
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: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
My Bodacious Vidalia
: My Bodacious Vidalia
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: My Bodacious Vidalia
Another Night with Neil Diamond
: Another Night with Neil Diamond
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: Another Night with Neil Diamond
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
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: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
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: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
The 9:04 from Pemberton
: The 9:04 from Pemberton
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: The 9:04 from Pemberton
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
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: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
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: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
: Run, Steven Staven! Run!
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: Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
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: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Welcome to Alancrest
: Welcome to Alancrest
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: Welcome to Alancrest
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
One Nut Johnson
: One Nut Johnson
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: One Nut Johnson
I Scream When I Pee
: I Scream When I Pee
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: I Scream When I Pee
Something My Gynecologist Said
: Something My Gynecologist Said
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: Something My Gynecologist Said
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Ferrets, Attack!
: Ferrets, Attack!
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: Ferrets, Attack!
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
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: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
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: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
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: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
A Big Bag of Dog
: A Big Bag of Dog
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: A Big Bag of Dog
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
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: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
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: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
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: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
West Side Story
: West Side Story
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: West Side Story
Welcome Home, Jake
: Welcome Home, Jake
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: Welcome Home, Jake
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
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: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Bite Me, Supreme Court
: Bite Me, Supreme Court
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: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
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: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
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: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
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: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
This Unblessed Biscuit
: This Unblessed Biscuit
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: This Unblessed Biscuit
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
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: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Nangnangnangnang
: Nangnangnangnang
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: Nangnangnangnang
Of Course He's Dead (2)
: Of Course He's Dead (2)
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: Of Course He's Dead (2)
Of Course He's Dead (1)
: Of Course He's Dead (1)
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: Of Course He's Dead (1)
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
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: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Boompa Loved His Hookers
: Boompa Loved His Hookers
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: Boompa Loved His Hookers
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
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: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
For Whom the Booty Calls
: For Whom the Booty Calls
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: For Whom the Booty Calls
Here I Come, Pants!
: Here I Come, Pants!
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: Here I Come, Pants!
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
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: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
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: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
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: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Alan Shot a Little Girl
: Alan Shot a Little Girl
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: Alan Shot a Little Girl
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
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: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
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: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Glamping in a Yurt
: Glamping in a Yurt
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: Glamping in a Yurt
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
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: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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